a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Kelly Clarkson

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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test

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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