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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Chrissy is funny.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Leave her alone...

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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