- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Mitt Romney.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

WNBA

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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