- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why? Because!

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Kelly Clarkson

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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