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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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