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Women have the right to vote.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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