Knock knock. Death.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Scientology.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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good one jess !!

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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