Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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