Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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YOU

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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i love huge wieners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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