Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Drunk irish man

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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