How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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