Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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poo is yummy

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Womens rights

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Anti Joke

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