- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

women outside of the kitchen

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Kelly Clarkson

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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