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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

liam buchan is gay !

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

how do you confuse a blond?

I have a crush on my dad.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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