- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Nock Nock It's open.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

womens rights

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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