Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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the asian kid gets an F

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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