What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Okay, one second.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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