- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

I tell an anti joke!.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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