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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Some people like melon and others like soup.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

A russian gives away vodka.

Who is a knob? ross d

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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