What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Joay impistato is a fig

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FAP

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hi my name is Jim

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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