A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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