- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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