why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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