What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Dubstep < Music

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Penis.

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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