Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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ecks! why zee?

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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javascript:alert("your own");

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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