YOLO.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

What looks like a dick? A penis

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

? I hate niiggers ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...