What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Stop being a centipede

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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