- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Stop being a centipede

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Are you a human?

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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