What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Stop being a centipede

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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