How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Hi.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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