she wasn't 18

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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