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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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