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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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