why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

How many cows say moo? All of them

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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