- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

Do you know what they say? Words

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Knock Knock.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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