- Anti Joke

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

What is the difference between a duck?

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

How many cows say moo? All of them

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.