a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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What's 4+7 47

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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modern love

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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