- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

I had my period 3 days ago.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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