Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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