Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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NASCAR

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man boobs

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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I've got a dig bick

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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