- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Woman.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Republicans

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

you just contradicted yourself.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Women's rights...

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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