- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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