Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Your mother is a man.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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