what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Women's rights

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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