whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Hello Braydon

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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