Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Bloody kids ...

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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19th amendment

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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