How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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