A Irish man walks our of a bar

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

how do you confuse a blond?

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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