what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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