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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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