Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Girls Basketball.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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