Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

19th amendment

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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