- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Stop being a centipede

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

What did the fish say? Moo

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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