- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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