Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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