- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

twilight

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

What is White over Black? Society.

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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