- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What's the difference between a duck?

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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