Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Womens Rights.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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