Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

...NO.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why is pi? Because circles.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

The weels on the bus go...flat

How many cows say moo? All of them

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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