Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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The 13th Amendment...

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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