- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gay's rights

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

The Pope

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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