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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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