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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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