What just hit my face? The floor

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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That's not what she said.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Penis

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Jews

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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