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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What just hit my face? The floor

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

Jews

Penis

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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