A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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where are you?

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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You smell like shit

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Anti Joke

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