- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

You have cancer

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Cancer.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

What's the deal with airline food?

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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