An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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You're Adopted.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Matt Damon

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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hey guys what's up?

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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