A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Punch line.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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