Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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How are you? Yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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