Good luck on your finals everyone!

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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