- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

what time is it? 3:16

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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