Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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where are you?

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Anti-joke.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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