What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

where are you?

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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