what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Obama

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Knock Knock.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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