What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Woman.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Penal Dysfunction

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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hey guys what's up?

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Welcome To Facebook

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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minecraft

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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