why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Wanna hear a joke? No.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Betty Whites ALIVE?

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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