What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Justin Beiber

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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