Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What just hit my face? The floor

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Trashcan!

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Johnson stops eating

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How did the girl die? 25.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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