That's not what she said.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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The WNBA

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Your social life

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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