A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Does this napkin chloroform?

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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