- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Ouch.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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