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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a poor man named rich

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.