Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Cold camel scrotum.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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