- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

matty russel are you on here

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Women.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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