Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Hashtag

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Justin Beiber

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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