Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

You have cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Hi? No!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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