How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Anti-joke.

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i like tits

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Your mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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