Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Please Rape William Wright

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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