when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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