- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

How do you spell eight? 8

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What's the difference between a duck

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