- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Two guys walk into a bar.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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