- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Soccer...

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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