Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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obama's promises

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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liam buchan is gay !

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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