- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

what do you call gingers ugly.

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