What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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