who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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connor sucks

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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#scabbers

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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