- Anti Joke

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Women's Rights.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

What is better than a cat? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

ecks! why zee?

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Women's sports

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Anti Joke

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