Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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obama

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Blind people can't read this.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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