Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Please Rape William Wright

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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