- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

My butt!!!!!!!!

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What time is it? 10:58

womens rights

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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