- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a poor man named rich

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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