- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

whats worse than school? Summer school

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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