knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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your mother hates you

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

A: B: No pun intended.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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