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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

The Pope

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Spread the net.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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