Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Women have the right to vote.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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