- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

Joe Biden

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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