In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

knock knock Labrinth come in

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

What's 6 + 9? 15.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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