What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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pineapples

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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