- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Penis

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

I had sex. Just kidding.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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