- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Women.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

You smell like shit

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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