What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Niki Minaj's ass

Not Steve Jobs

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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