- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Woman.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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