- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Murder me once, shame on you.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

how do you confuse a blond?

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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