- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

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