What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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we all know sammi has a penis

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Ted Haggard.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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