- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Wade

knock knock!! kanye west

shea kisses a girl

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Girls

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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