- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

What's the deal with airline food?

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

Guess What! HI!

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did I get raped

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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