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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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