How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Wade's the father

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

why is john so fat years of over eating

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Many people of many races do many things every day.

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