Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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An atheist walks into a church

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Not Steve Jobs

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Michael Brown

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