What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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What's the deal with airline food?

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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