- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's worse than cancer? Death.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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