Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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