How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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knock, knock come in

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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