Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Stop being a centipede

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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