:O + :P = 69

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

want a balloon? yeah

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Their, they're, there You're, your

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