- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

A horse cantered into a bar.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Not Steve Jobs

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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