- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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