Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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