Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What is long and black The unemployment line

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Ted Haggard.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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