- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Womens rights.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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