What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Anti Joke

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