- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

knock knock

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What is 9 + 10? 21

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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