What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Penisland

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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