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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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