I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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