- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is victor? Old

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

black guy graduating high school

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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