Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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why do you care?

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Chicken penis.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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