Why did the girl die? No one knows.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Shut the cork up!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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