- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Women's rights

i can't stand cripple jokes

A baby seal walks into a club...

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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