- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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