What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Male penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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