Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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I can Nazi

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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You smell like shit

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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