What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Women's sports.

verry nice how mUCH?

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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