Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Unnnnnnnn

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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women's rights

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Wheelchair high jump

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Anti Joke

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