Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Ham sandwich

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Penis

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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