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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Your Mom.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

YOLO MAH BROLO

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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