- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

asian, do math

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Republicans

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Enchilada

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Murder me once, shame on you.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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