Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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19th amendment

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Anti Joke

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