If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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KKK

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hi

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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