Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

A women president

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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