Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What's 4+7 47

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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