Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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