A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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I am a n1gger.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Thanks

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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