- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Are you Drew?

fart+fart=poop

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Weiner

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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