There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Heartlight

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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