- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

A black guy with his family.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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