- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Johnson stops eating

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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