You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

BOOBALANBOO

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Cancer.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Who has downs this joke

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A Jew walks into a Furness

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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