- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Cleveland winning something

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why was Timmy sad?

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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