why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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mark is mark

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Soccer...

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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