What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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