What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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