What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

womens rights

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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