- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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