How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Women's sports

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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