A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Society.

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