What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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