Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Are you a human?

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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rape that shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Dani barton= lovely

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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