- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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