lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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