- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Johnson stops eating

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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