Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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