What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Women.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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