- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

what happens during a climax apples

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

I tell an anti joke!.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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