A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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penis

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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