A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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this is gay

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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My pet rock died.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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a retard lost...

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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