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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

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This site is easy to upload to...

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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liam buchan is gay !

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your a towel.

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no

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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