- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Obamacare haters

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Women's rights

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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