- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Matt Damon

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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