- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

fabien

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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