- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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