- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Your social life.

I never asked for this.

Women Driving.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Women's rights.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

I like pom

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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