Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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