- Anti Joke

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

knock knock whose there? my penis.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico