- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

Women.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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