- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Cold camel scrotum.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Who is a knob? ross d

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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