You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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