What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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