- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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