- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

You should never talk to strangers.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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