Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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