- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

knock knock who's there aids

A walrus walks into a bar

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

A Frenchman stays and fights

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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