A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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