who farted your mother

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Bake until golden at 375

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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