- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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