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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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