- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

twilight

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Why did the baby die? Abortion

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

where are you?

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

what do you watch ? a tv

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Dick spice

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