- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

What did I do last night?work

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

i'm not gay

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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