- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

guess what? chicken butt.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Society.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I'm banging your sister.

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