A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

where are you?

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

what do you watch ? a tv

Dick spice

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

my mom raped yerr foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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