"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

A black guy with his family.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

A disabled man walks into a bar.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

women playing football?

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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