- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Black people. They are so kind.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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