what did one tree say to the other? move over

pineapples

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Republicans

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

The game!

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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