Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

drake

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

I had my period 3 days ago.

miley cyrus

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What did the fish say? Moo

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Woman's rights.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

pineapples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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