Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

You

thumb_up thumb_down -11

You should never talk to strangers.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

thumb_up thumb_down -11

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops