- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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